(After a tirade or rude remark) "Are you okay", spoken with the deepest sincerity.

You're difficult to underestimate.

Had this rude girl at work a few years back, who thought she was so hot and perfect and.. well you know the type. Anyway, one day I got sick of her attitude and said, “ Kendra, what’s it like being like the third hottest girl here?” Drove her mad.

“You two look gorgeous” in the comments section of a social media post of a picture with 3 women in it.

I'm close to my sister and her friends. I've unironically heard, "I like how you'll just wear anything" after they spent the past hour getting ready.

Man, I wish I had your confidence. Also, one I always remember from xkcd: “the only thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.”.

"Ah, so this is what everyone meant.".

> “You’re not making the point you think you are.”.

Man, you're making that look real difficult.

Five years ago, I met up with a friend. I asked her how my eyebrows were ( I had just waxed them and done them nicely). Her response: "I like the left one." Still remember that.

“Everyone was right about you.”.

Couldn't say it better than Ron Swanson "When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.".

After knowing you all these years, I truly consider you an acquaintance.

“You look tired.”.

First of all, clean your teeth.

My days of not respecting you certainly are coming to a middle.

I’ve always liked, “you’re at the top of the bell curve.” .

My brother told me that i looked easy to draw and i was too stunned to even say anything lmao.

Wow, is that your real laugh?

“He’s unburdened by the complications of a university education.” Stolen from What We Do In The Shadows.

I have a beard that takes a bit to fully grow in. When I trim it down, it looks neater but for the first day or so it has spots that aren't as full as others. I went to a wedding for my wife's friend and one girl there said to me "I like your little beard or whatever that is" and it destroyed me. This was 5+ years ago and it still bothers me and affects my shaving routine.

I just cooked dinner for my wife, she casually remarked after eating ‘shame the restaurant was closed today’.